GUUUUUUURRRRLLLLL Summer Unisex Tea-shirt

This tee was made for the friend who says “I don’t like drama…” right before delivering a 45-minute breakdown with timestamps, witness statements, and emotional reenactments. 😭☕ Whether you’re the neighborhood news anchor, certified yapper, or the one everybody calls first after “something happened,” this shirt is ready for every messy detail.

Soft, lightweight, and stretchy in all the right ways, it’s basically the official uniform for gossip patrol. Perfect for coffee dates that turn into investigative journalism, random parking lot conversations that somehow become life updates, and those “bestie I HAVE to tell you something” moments that start at 8 PM and end at midnight.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to Target. Wear it while pacing the kitchen listening to voice notes like it’s breaking news. Either way, this tee lets everyone know you are spiritually connected to the tea — not involved… just informed for the community. ✨

Because staying comfortable while hearing shocking information is self-care.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.